BARD QUIZ
Angry
HUNDREDS OF QUESTIONS – FOR FREE!
The Angry Bard Quiz contains over 7,800 questions, covering 37 plays of William Shakespeare scene-by-scene. This is the largest quiz database on the works of the Bard of Avon available anywhere - and it is entirely free!
Too good to be true? Well, there is a catch. Quiz takers will be graded by the Bard himself! Be prepared for feedback from the sharpest tongue of the Elizabethan era, indeed, of any period!
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Scholars may question our motives, but our methods have indisputably led to a remarkable breakthough in artificial intelligence. By applying next-generation super-computing to The Complete Works, our coders have re-created the thought patterns of the greatest creative mind in history!
WHY IS THE BARD SO ANGRY?
While admitting no legal liability, we are duty-bound to alert quiz takers to the hazards associated with using our app. Please be reminded of the warning that is inscribed on Shakespeare's gravestone in Holy Trinity Church, Stratford-upon-Avon:​​​​​​​​​
By cloning the Bard's mental DNA, we have unwittingly roused his spirit, in digital form, from its 400-year long slumber. And it appears that the prospect of grading questions, while trapped for eternity within a free mobile app, has soured the "sweet swan of Avon."
FIND US IN THE APP STORE
Whether you are a reluctant student or an aficionado, the Angry Bard Quiz provides an unmatched test of your knowledge of Shakespeare's plays. Launch the web version by clicking the button above; or download the mobile app from the Apple app store (for iPhone and iPad) or Google Play store (for Android phones)​.
DISCLAIMER
While using this app, you will be subjected to insulting language that is directed at:
​> your dull intelligence
​> your weak character
​> your lack of any redeeming virtue
​> your woeful physical appearance
​> your low standard of personal hygiene
We can accept NO RESPONSIBILITY for wounded pride, hurt feelings, or outraged sensitivities.